my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door
my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it
best parental reaction or best parental reaction
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remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was goodremember when Disney preached important life lessons?
Now a days… Not so much.
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.gdi now i dont want to breathe
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we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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